phobias:

"how are you single?"

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
07.24.14 /14:03/ 61862

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date
07.24.14 /13:59/ 178607

Mom:

' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me:

I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
toolers:

whenever i get stressed out, i think about this picture and become this dog
07.24.14 /09:04/ 95309

ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

goddiva:

The year is 2020. Robin Thicke’s ten year old son is writing a poem for school. Stumped, the child turns to his father, “Dad, what rhymes with ‘hug me’?” A single tear roles down Robin Thicke’s face as he is confronted with the one question he will never be able to answer.

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